Tuesday, May 23, 2006

US History I

My summer school classes started on monday and one of the classes is US History I. So, I sit down in the back of the room. Get out my composition book and pen. As usual I am trying my best not to be noticed and in walks this gorgeous girl. Okay yea thats common their are many beautiful women at the college.

But the weirdest thing happens, she comes over and sits in the desk right next to me and there were all these empty desks all over the room. Okay that is weird to begin with gorgeous women don't sit next to me. That is just how the universe works. Then she kinda started talking to me some, which again is like WTF is going on here!? Today we talked a bit more and at the end of class she asked if I wanted to stay after on thursday and study with her (for the test on tuesday). I was like o_o. Well of course I said yes. But seriously, the only way I can describe the emotion she inspires in me is utter terror. No, not anxiety. When she is talking to me I am afraid.

It is like I am half expecting that she is part of some giant human eating plant that dangles her infront of sad lonely guys then when they let their guards down... WHAM plant eats them. That is the only reason I can come up with for someone like her talking to someone like me. :P

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